john rah sermons
written by Steve Howard
performed by John Rah
john rah kitchen studio
Deuteronomy chapter 21. If you find a dead corpse, kill a cow.
Deuteronomy chapter 22. Keep the bloody sheet of your virgin daughter for when her husband accuses her of not being a virgin year later so he can ditch her.
Deuteronomy chapter 23. The money from prostitution cannot be used to pay off vows.
Deuteronomy chapter 24. Sending used wives from man to man rules.
Deuteronomy chapter 25. Do not remember Amalak. We wiped them off the face of the planet.
Deuteronomy chapter 26. Pay the priests on account they propagate hateful lies to justify plunder, rape and genocide. Things we love so much.
Deuteronomy chapter 27. Do not be a motherfucker, sisterfucker, fatherfucker, brotherfucker, animalfucker and a few other relations.
Deuteronomy chapter 28. Mothers will eat their own babies as well as the afterbirth. If you do not obey.
Deuteronomy chapter 29. Remember. Obey or die a long, forever, painful torture death.
Deuteronomy chapter 30. It is your choice. Do all I say or you will wish you had. Puny humans.
