john rah sermons
written by Steve Howard
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Chapter 41 of Genesis in the New Bloody Torah. World takeover. In a small scale, as in Egypt.
Chapter 42. If I don't bring Benjie back you can kill my two sons. Bloody hell, do the two sons have no say.
Chapter 43. So Judah goes, he says to his insane father, otherwise know as the father Israel, that he will stand guilty for all time if anything happens to Benjie. Humans love talking and making proclamation. Hopefully we haven't given them language to soon. A dangerous thing for sub intelligent creatures.
Chapter 44. Joseph hides the magic cup, his special magic cup he uses for his divination, sorcery, in Benjie's bag so he can say that he will take him as a slave rather than murder him. Just playing games with his brothers that sold him into slavery on account they hated the prick.
Chapter 45 Joseph's brothers and their families arrive in Egypt.
Chapter 46. Tell them you are sheep and goat herders on account all Egyptians loath sheep and goat herders.
Chapter 47. Joseph has robbed the Egyptians of their live stock and land and let them work the land for a mere 20 percent tax. Not so bad really. Make one wonder about the 50 percent that is now normal.
Chapter 48. Jacob takes ownership of the sons of Joseph so that he can give them a crossed over blessing.
Chapter 49. Jacob blesses or curses his 12 sons. Daughters, of course, in patriarchal monotheistic religions do not exist.
Chapter 50. Jacob, father Israel, the backstabbing little bitch, finally dies.
