a few john rah rants
written by Steve Howard
performed by john rah:
john rah kitchen studio
Genesis Chapter 01 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. Now, people, we need to get serious about what we believe. In fact, we have to get over this mad condition of blind belief. Those in the position of authority are messing with your head. They are the opposite of what they claim to be. In fact, they are the dirty slugs of hell. So stop believing and learn to understand. Irreverent John Rah will help you. Listen up.
Genesis Chapter 02 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. God is forgetful. This is understandable. He has been doing nothing forever then suddenly he wants to make a flat world on a disk and through in a universe as a backdrop. Then he doesn't know what to do with the humans. The first bunch didn't work so he make one new one. Just a man. Too dumb to remember that there are two sexes. Doesn't figure it out until after making many animals for Adam. Oh, what a silly God, God is.
Genesis Chapter 03 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. The serpent ain't a bad guy. The tyrannical dictators sold us the lie that rebirth is bad. That we should not enjoy our lives. We should enjoy our part as the slaves and serve the vile. The book makes it clear. Too bad no one reads the bloody horror story.
Genesis Chapter 04 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. Hey Cain, where is your brother. How the hell should I know. Well, I am God. I know and see everything. Only I can slaughter whom I please. You, you can piss off and wander the earth. But I'm scared of other people wanting to kill me. Don't worry, someone kills you, I'll kill them seven times. And so the holy story of insanity continues.
Genesis Chapter 05 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. There were sons of sons and then there was Noah. Another jackass in a long line of jackasses.
Genesis Chapter 06 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. So after thinking himself so great, this God fellow. This insane megalomaniac, decides to murder every living creature on the planet. One might wonder if he made them just to have fun murdering them. But like they say, don't question the will of God. And why do they say that. Because it is pointless. The guy is a mad tyrant.
Genesis Chapter 07 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. God sends Noah and a few billion animals into the ark so he can have a murder party. Kill every last motherfuckin' one of those Earth creatures. And the bunnies gave God a big, fuck you, and made their own space ship and waited the flood out on the moon. With Donald Duck.
Genesis Chapter 08 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. Noah and his floating megazoo. A few billion animals and bugs on a boat on a water covered planet. Well, here's one for you. My God created the universe in less than a second with one hand behind her back. Touching her own bum. And she didn't kill nothing. She made it a hard universe so evolution could happen. And that because she wanted life to evolve to become gods to share in her universe and have tea and cookies.
Genesis Chapter 09 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. God makes a rainbow. There are those, even educated people, who believe this. My mother told me, God made the rainbow to remind us he won't kill us all again. That's nice. But it ain't true. God will kill us all again. And a rainbow is light refracting in water. Physics. Oh, you believers. Wake up please.
Genesis Chapter 10 King Namor Version. Written by Steve Howard. Men do not beget men. Women are the ones that have children. In case anyone missed that. We get to Nimrod. I remember Nimrod being like Dipshit or something like that. But apparently he built Babylon.
